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LUCKY STIFF

by Stephen Flaherty and Lynn Ahrens

 

English shoe salesman, Harry Witherspoon, who normally spends his Friday night taking inventory in the shoe shop and dreaming of a better life (Mr. Witherspoon's Friday Night), gets a telegram summoning him to a solicitor's office, (Mr. Harry Witherspoon's Friday Night). There Harry finds himself the recipient of a six million dollar inheritance. He learns that Antony Hendon, an uncle that he never met has left him this estate. There is a condition. Harry must follow the instructions which have been pre-recorded on a cassette tape. He must take Uncle Anthony’s corpse on vacation to Monte Carlo. If Harry is unwilling to do this, the money will go to his Uncle's favorite charity, the Universal Dog Home of Brooklyn. Harry, who seriously dislikes dogs, reluctantly accepts the challenge and travels to Monte Carlo with the cassette tape, a heart-shaped box and Uncle Anthony’s corpse in a wheelchair. A taxidermist has dressed the corpse so that it appears alive.

 

 

At Penn State New Kensington

Thurs., Fri., Sat., Oct. 27,28,29 at 8:00 p.m.,

Sunday, Oct 30  at 2:00 p.m.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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2011-2012

Our 66th Season

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COMPLETE HISTORY OF AMERICA (ABRIDGED)

 

by Adam Long, Reed Martin and Austin Tichenor

Directed by Bob Capanna

May 10 -  13

 

"The Complete History of America (abridged)," by Adam Long, Reed Martin & Austin Tichenor. A zany, hilarious, irreverent three-man romp through the annals of our nation's past. History has never been this much fun. Directed by Robert Currier and featuring Darren Bridgett,* Cassidy Brown,* and Mick Mize this production features references to recent events in American history.

 

 

 

 

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*** Now in Production ***

 

DRINKING HABITS

 

by Tom Smith

Directed by Monica Filippone

March 8-11 2012

 

DRINKING HABITS is a farce in two acts. Sister Augusta and Sister Philamena have been secretly making and selling wine for years to keep the doors of their small convent open. But when their wine suddenly wins an award, newspaper reporters (and former fiancιes) Paul and Sally begin searching for the vintners.

 

As Sally and Paul spy on the convent, they are caught by Mother Superior. Sally pretends to be the new nun Mother Superior was expecting, and Paul claims to be a visiting priest. But when Father Chenille sees Paul, he suspects Rome of sending out a new priest to replace him. And when the actual new nun, Sister Mary Catherine, does arrive, Mother Superior believes her to be a spy from Rome, sent out to investigate the convent.

 

Chaos ensues as Augusta and Philamena try to secretly press more wine, Paul and Sally try to find the winemakers, and Mother Superior and Father Chenille spy on the suspected spies.

 

A traditional, laugh-out-loud farce for the whole family that will keep audiences laughing well after the curtain call!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

      

 

 

 

 

 

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New Kensington Civic Theatre

Entertaining the AK Valley for over 65 years

Directed by Alyssa Bruno

CAST

 

Harry Witherspoon...……………………….……….……...Josh List

 

Annabel Glick………….………….….……..……………..Katie Houser

 

Rita La Porta………..……………...…………..……...Amanda Morse

 

Luigi Gaudi….……..…………...……………….…………..Dom Palmieri

 

Vinnie Di Russo….….….…………..……………..……………Max Moio

 

Dominique du Monaco…….……….….………….Erica Jureckson

 

Anthony Hendon.…………..…...………..………………..Paul Romito

 

 

ENSEMBLE

 

Beth Minda                Martin Miller             Elena Rose

 

Matt Mlynarski            Kat Fabbroni           Frankie Shoop

 

Caitlin Young              Anthony Fellows      M. Daniel Allman

 

Natalie Moretti ………...(Sister Mary Catherine)

 

Lisa Joyce ………………………………………..(Sally)

 

Danny Allman…………………………………... (Paul)

 

Matt Mlynarski………………………………. (George)

 

John Lutman ……………………..(Father Chenille)

 

Pam Farneth ……………………...(Sister Augusta)

 

Maria DelVecchio ……………..(Sister Philamena)

 

Mary Ferrara …………………….(Mother Superior)